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Real World Definition of "Side Splittingly Funny"...

It says right here that one of Bill Clinton's core values is "demanding responsiblity".

Depending on what is is, I guess. Maybe it's a typo.

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Back At Ya, My Brotha

"Canadians are like cool Americans-and I mean every color and creed."

So says, Thomas Barnett, who was recently waxing eloquent in Ottawa. He's right of course. What Tom probably doesn't realize is that his statement would completely p-o the chattering nimrods of the Canadian elite.

"Oh no, we're Canadian! We're nothing like Americans!" The implication being that all Americans are stoop-shouldered neo-Cons, blinded by the prescient light of the coming Rapture. Establishment Canadians are rapidly becoming the snobbish jack-asses of North America - smug, illogical, given to indefensible idealogical rhetoric that only makes sense to true believers. That's why, when gasping for air on hot summer days they babble about Kyoto Protocols, instead of taking prompt, enforceable action to reduce the pollution. It's why Toronto ships its garbage to Michigan instead of dealing with it at home. (People of Michigan -- urge your government to send the crap back!)

When the US asks us if we would offer our tacit approval to a project that extends our air defenses, will cost us little -- even while they spend a lot (and no Virginia, nobody is asking Canada if missile defense will work, cause as long as we're not paying why would our opinion matter...) -- and we say no, even when it concerns protection of our own air space; what do we think they'll do? Not be upset? Is the Senate fed up with us? Yes.

Some have suggested that trade and security should not be linked, but no other international relationship has existed like the one between Canada -- the eternal teenage narcissist -- and America -- the push-over Dad with the fat wallet. For years the standing joke has been of the Canadian who asks the American, 'What do Americans think of Canadians?' with the reply being 'They don't'. Well, the coolness of our hip, world culture aside, America is starting to think about Canadians. More and more what they see is an institutional and political culture that is anti-American, contra-innovative and over-weight in social planning cant.

Update: BTW; I don't know who the "seriously dumbass Canadian academic" on the panel was that Thomas Barnett was referring to in his blog entry; but the seminar agenda for the conference is found here.

From the 'We're all going to roast; if we don't freeze to death first' Department

Noted yesterday, this article about how cold things are, even while this contrarian group of like minded nay-sayers opens their conference of conferences. When will the people who brought us the "Oil for Food" program and private jet traffic jams over Davos realize that big stuff happens on a big planet. The tsunami cured me of even thinking about global warming. Did ya' know that there once was an active viticulture on the British Isles going back a 1000 years or so? Or how about the dinosaurs that use to wander in the vicinity of Saskatchewan and Alberta? Gosh daddy, did they have SUV's when Fred Flintstone was alive?

Our government's choice of comedian Rick Mercer to do the "wonton" challenge was a good one. It makes me laugh.

Thinking about what comes after "Mission Accomplished"

Thomas Barnett's presentation to Pop!Tech -- Emerging Worldviews is now available on-line in several formats at
www.itconversations.com/shows/detail238.html

Barnett represents some of the brightest and most rational thinking on global policy that the U.S. has to offer. His views are illuminating, engaging and point to a strategy for winning the peace against insurgent terrorist enemies. He is erudite, non-isolationist and suprisingly sanguine about the rise of nascent middle powers like the "ABC's" (ie: Argentina, Brazil, Chile). Barnett puts the boot to the notion of America as an empire builder. The U.S. has traditionally sought -- and continues to seek -- stability. Increasingly America is seeing in the global community like-minded "been there, done that" attitudes from most countries in Europe, Asia and the Americas. Where "networks" are free to develop and flourish (ie: trade, entertainment, information, monetary and communication networks) there are no threats to world and American security. While he makes his point with the precision of a military scholar -- which he is -- Barnett has a wrapper of sociology, politics and pragmatism about him that offer encouraging hope about the kind of engaged intellectual debate that has, is and will stir around U.S. military and security policy. Not even Tom Clancy could have envisioned a Jack Ryan as intellectually ripped as this. Listen, think, engage; this is a Podcast peak.

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Playing with Pawns

I listened with restrained incredulity to the report. Apparently, the residence housing the Cuban athletes in Athens is adorned with a gigantic banner of Fidel Castro playing chess. 'No', I thought, 'not possible'. Surely the Francisco Franco faction of the IOC would be less than thrilled with the display of a despotic chauvinist from the left side of the tracks. So I went to the net and found this (look down the page a bit) and this. Apparently, in the eyes of a coldly rational and completely impartial journalist, Fidel gets filed somewhere between cute inflatable kangaroos and English telephone booths. (Okay, that was a cheap shot; the story in the last link is mainly about U.S. Olympian John Magera and life in the village.)


Well apparently there is the odd bit of sensibility at the Games as we see in this story, that notes the Cubans have been ordered to remove the banner (along with a real swell Hollywood sized banner of everyone's best friend, Che Guevara; another misunderstood fellow who is better remembered for his chess playing rather than his ability to source ammunition). If the IOC doesn't put a stop to this sort of thing, then the Koreans may put up a poster of Kim Jong Il eating pasta or the French may cover the entire venue with a giant white sheet thus symbolizing their militaristic ambitions. Canada may stoop to insult the U.S. by hanging a banner of hero Benedict Arnold on the side of their residence... Never mind.

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"Lose electricity and we lose the social order."

I drank my morning coffee and said a silent thank you to William
Thorsell, former publisher of the Globe and Mail, for his op-ed piece
entitled Burn, baby, burn: Why we're back to nuclear power. Loaded with money
quotes, Thorsell suveys the energy field in short order and arrives at
the conclusion held by many in the electrical and energy business. If
you want massive, scalable energy self-sufficiency you have to think
nuclear. Or newqyoular if you prefer.

The essay is short, to the point and full of honest to goodness truths,
rather than half-baked, highschool science class hopes. Thorsell is
unequivocal in voicing not just contempt; but also, complete
bewilderment regarding the public process behind the issue of nuclear
waste:

"The handling of nuclear waste is not a pressing technical issue, and
can be safely enmeshed in endless public hearings, where its
essentially political nature ensures harmless inaction."

Regarding a continued reliance on fossil fuels for electricity
generation, he points out:

"The Wall Street Journal reports that the U.S. military has been
spending $4 to $5 a barrel to protect oil exports by sea from the
Middle East since the early 1980s, a transaction cost growing higher as
the adventure in Iraq ignites Arab-on-Arab terrorism. New supplies
elsewhere do not promise to fill any void created by Middle East
internecine passions."

Some point out that increasing our nuclear reliance increases the possibility
for terrorism and the proliferation of destructive nuke technologies;
but that genie is already out of the bottle and as Thorsell states:

"With nuclear back
in favour, prospects for supply brighten, but the dependability of distribution remains at issue, as we saw Aug. 14. Technical and terrorist threats to this centralized system remain significant, and contingency planning for long-term distribution interruptions appears inadequate."

What is the emergency
plan for 30 days without any home heating or water in Toronto in January if the power goes down because of a distribution failure? Maybe there just can't be one, given the certainty of chaos, so a dependable supply of electricity is the closest equation there is these days to peace, order and good government. Lose electricity and we lose the social
order.
"

Thorsell saves the best for last. No
politician would dare say it but his statement rings truer than any of
the rhetorical crap that has been spouted by any party in any election
of note lately:

"Medicare
gets all the political attention, while the much more
fundamental question of our energy supplies and systems percolates
off-stage. The first duty of the state is the security of the citizen,
not the care of the ill. We got a glimpse of that last August."

O'Really?

"The
truth is that the USA has freed more human beings in 230 years than
the rest of the world combined. France has freed almost no one. Ditto
Canada."


Bill
O'Reilly,  July 9, 2004

This is the same guy who, when told by Globe & Mail columnist Heather Mallick on his show that Canada was the United States largest
trading partner, snapped "No you're not."

O'Reilly claims to be a conservative. He's not. It's a damn shame that
reactionary jingoism and isolationism are often what passes for
conservative thought in the U.S. today. The daily screed from the likes
of people like O'Reilly must drive intellectual conservatives like William Buckley
to the point of abject frustration. O'Reilly notes too, that:

"It
is insulting and dishonest for Americans and Canadians and Europeans
to condemn this country because they don't like certain policies. 
Dissent is good.  Slander is unacceptable."

Well for your sake Bill, please keep the slander to yourself. My dead
countrymen are no less fallen heroes than yours. Have you ever heard of
Juno Beach? (No Bill, it's not
in Florida...) You will never
earn my respect, but by all means FOX News should be allowed in Canada.
The Comedy Channel needs competition.

The Gospel According to Paul

Paul McCartney is well known for his causes. On his latest tour he has banned all meat and leather within his retinue. One thing Paul does not seem to support however is the Kyoto Protocol. It seems Paul arranged to have the clouds in St. Petersburg doused with "dry ice" in order to forestall a rain storm. For you people who only learn their science from journalism grads or people who wish they had gotten science degrees; dry ice is Carbon Dioxide. Save the chickens.

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A Reagan Conservative

"Democracy is less a system of government than it is a system to keep government limited, unintrusive: A system of constraints on power to keep politics and government secondary to the important things in life, the true sources of value found only in family and faith."

Ronald Reagan, at Moscow State University on May 31, 1988.

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