Rumours of upcoming computer models from Apple are starting to leak out. The most relevant of these concerns a large, tower-type unit with a 3 GB hard drive, 128 MB of RAM, optional 12" 640x480 CRT display and an 8-bit sound card called the "Mac Macro". Insiders have not been able to positively identify the processor but some have seen the inside of the machine and observed a view of the CPU which read "Pent", something, something, something, "III".

Also rumoured to be included with the computer will be the long awaited OS extension so far known only as "Fenetres" which has a configuration button in the lower left-hand corner reading "You are required to START here". Some have reported that in an alternately skinned version of the interface the button reads "Steve says you must START here". The system will be packaged in an art deco style box designed by Christo and will be featured in a series of commercials with pop stars explaining why re-booting is a security feature, since life is random.